Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
home. puking in laundry basket.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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