Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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