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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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