You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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