She announced her abortion via fbk
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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