there was a trapeze. enough said
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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