I want to make a zoo with you.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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