my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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