I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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