Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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