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  • 85 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:46pm

    I laughed my cunt off when I read this. we should hang out....

  • 85 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:55am

    Thios post is so fake.

  • 89 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:10am

    Hey, lighten up. Frogs croak all the time.

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:35am

    I'm pretty sure they even didn't use Air Supply for torture in Guantanamo.

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:39pm

    why didnt you stop her that poor fuckin frog didnt need a fucking bath!

  • 75 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:30am

    um wtf washing a frog with someone else's toothbrush gross dude i hope the roommate used a different one the next day

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:39am

    Damn, this one's actually kind of sad. Not just because of the dead frog, which sucks, but because the drunk dude thought he was taking care of him.

  • 65 62
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 2:17pm

    not fucking funny.

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:45pm

    seriously just fell over laughing. 12:10, thank you. you just made my day that much better.

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:55am

    awww that poor frog :(

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:00pm

    Oh my God! This is the funniest thing I have ever read!! I don't care if it's fake. (If it is keep making more up like this. If not you're my God)

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:01am

    I think it's funny how people think animals don't feel pain or hurt. Ya' ll are all crazy. Thy may not speak and act like humans but they still feel pain. Putting threw things like this is just sick

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:14pm

    You fucking morons killing a frog. I hope you die the same way: slowly and painfully.

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:09am

    Fucking awesome. Possibly the best TFLN i've read yet.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 10 at 3:03pm

    Yeah they killed a frog and while little kids are dying in Africa, you're on TFLN.

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:43pm

    ^^^^^^^^^^as long as we all laugh at them^^^^^^^^^

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:10am

    animals are people too -radar o'reilly

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:48pm

    i agree 12:10 just made it even funnier...and 8:10...no animals are not people...they are animals...and you are fucking dumb

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:27am

    Poor frog. Grow up people.

  • 71 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:03am

    12:53, you're my hero. :D

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:54pm

    aww, they killed my prince charming... lol

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:04am

    i just woke up and read this and lol'd hard. that is fucked up and hilarious at the same time

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:07am

    ya ok. lol@ the radar remark.

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:51am

    check yourself in rehab

  • 54 69
    Submitted by poop12 on Jun 26, 10 at 3:39pm

    I don't get it, why is it alright to drown a frog? people would be flipping their shit if the op had drowned a puppy

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:19pm

    booooo dead froggy but hilarious :p

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:02am

    I think most things would die if they were in captivity and being forced to listen to Air Supply songs.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:21am

    oh this is actually sad :(

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:54am

    That is so fucking funny, I laughed for a solid 3 minutes. Then laughed for another few when I thought, wouldn't Cutting Crew's "I just died in your arms tonight" have been more appropriate

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:50pm

    couldn't agree more 12:53

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:46am

    Hilarious. I almost cried a little I laughed so hard. I can just picture it.

  • 45 65
    Submitted by [][][] on May 13, 10 at 8:00pm

    "Poor frog. Grow up people."\n\nyour a cunt. this is fucking hilarious. I'd rather have a sense of humor then be some overly mature dick like you.

  • 60 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:53pm

    the only thing more annoying than people actually posting fake texts (not saying this one is) is people who write "fake" on every single goddamn text. STFU. even if it was fake, no one is ever going to prove you right. this site is annonymous. dumbasses

  • 60 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:48pm

    Please God, let me never accidentally kill something while drunk. I'd cry.