have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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