the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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