we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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