the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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