You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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