so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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