Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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