The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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