"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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