its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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