it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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