nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My dick has a subreddit
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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