i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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