so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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