There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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