i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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