It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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