Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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