that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
This house was built for laser tag.
i dont even know how to be here
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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