I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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