eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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