so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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