i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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