You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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