I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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