just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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