With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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