i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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