I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
he was CRYING into my vagina
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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