She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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