considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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