I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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Have fun and good luck.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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