fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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