But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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