This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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