WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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