evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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