I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i out mim tonsoeep
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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