you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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