toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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